The Great Emu War of 1932 is perhaps history’s most overlooked conflict. Waged between well-equipped professional soldiers of the Royal Australian Artillery and a bunch of flightless birds, it is also the funniest. Let’s dive in.
Consider the Emu
A close relative to the ostrich, emus are massive, flightless birds with an ungainly appearance. They don’t walk so much as they waddle. Like overgrown pigeons with stilts for legs, they are nature’s most useless creation. They are, of course, native to the only country on Earth that would produce such strange creatures: Australia, Earth’s laboratory for absurd beasts.
The Australian people’s relationship with emus is long, storied, and complicated. Much like the French and English, they have been instrumental in each other’s development, and today are bound by a close-knit friendship…yet not long ago, the two sides were haunted by the horrors of a bloody and horrific war.
In the years after World War I, the Australian government offered the nation’s wounded veterans a deal: free land for their years of service. If that seems like a fair exchange for surviving war heroes, it wasn’t. In almost every case, the land offered consisted of marginal parcels of unfarmed fields in the unpopulated Western portion of the country.
As if that weren’t enough, in 1929 the Great Depression came to Australia.
As a result, the Australian government encouraged these soldiers-cum-farmers to plant wheat, and promised subsidies for doing so. These subsidies never came to be. Wheat prices continued to fall. By October of 1932, the situation was perilous. Farmers prepared to take in the year’s harvest without agreeing to deliver said wheat to the government. In their eyes, no subsidies meant no wheat.
Then came the emus.
Emus make a yearly migration in Australia, from the inland country to the coast. In 1932, though, what was typically a small gathering of emus became a full-blown exodus. Encouraged by the recently cleared land and irrigation the farmers had set up to grow their wheat, 20,000 emus made their way into Western Australia. Before long they were ravaging the wheat fields, driving the already desperately poor farmers into a frenzy. The farmers pled with the Australian government for help.
Kidding aside, it was a tense political moment in Australia. As wages fell and inequality rose, newspapers wrote openly of revolution and secession. And so, in the conflict between farmers and emus, members of the Australian government saw an opportunity: a highly publicized effort to protect the farmer’s land would be evidence that the government was on the side of the people.
And so the Australian army entered the fray…
The Battle Begins
The Great Emu War was conducted under the leadership of Major G.P.W. Meredith, Seventh Heavy Battery of the Royal Australian Artillery. He traveled to Western Australia on the orders of With him were two soldiers, two Lewis machine guns, 10,000 rounds of quality ammunition.
Their enemy was a group of emus.
The first foray of the war began in late October. The Australian forces were immediately stymied by heavy rains, which caused the birds to scatter across a wider area than had been expected. Attacks were delayed for weeks.
The rains ended on November 2. The soldiers, now wet, anxious, and embarrassed, were eager to set about their mission. In the early hours of that morning, the group sighted about 50 emus on the outskirts of a small town. Not wanting to fire on the birds with the full brunt of their machine guns (and thereby risk human fatalities) the soldiers enlisted the help of local townspeople, with the goal of trapping and ambushing emus in a large group. The birds, perhaps expecting such under-handed tactics, quickly splintered into small clusters. The operation was a failure. According to Major Meredith’s logs, the soldiers managed to execute only a dozen or so birds, before the dusk light forced them to retire.
Killing No Birds With Lots Of Bullets
Major Meredith was a proud soldier and was therefore undaunted by his mission’s early failures. Two days after the failed attack at Campion, he and his men embarked on a more ambitious overture.
Having received intelligence regarding a force of 1,000 emus near a local dam, the Australians attempted to bait the birds into the range of their machine guns. Using wheat and seeds, they managed to coax about half of the flock into the trap. The gunners opened fire, and sprayed hot death onto their foes…for about 10 seconds, until the guns jammed. The flock scattered. 15 birds were killed. There were no more sightings for the rest of the day.
The following weeks went much the same: the best and brightest of the Australian army tracked their avian enemy, constructed elaborate plans, launched fiery attacks, and failed spectacularly.
Lessons Learned (Kind-Of)
The Great Emu War ended with a whimper, not a bang: after months of attempted slaughter, the Australian government eventually ordered an end to the campaign. Records of the mission’s success vary. According to some, there were as many as 1,000 emus killed. Others report casualties as low as 50.
In any case, it was an unmitigated failure. Years later, ornithologist (and part-time avian military historian) Dominic Serventy would reflect on the conflict:
“The machine-gunners’ dreams of point-blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month.”
Of course, that would not prevent the Australian government from engaging in similar attempts at emu extermination throughout the 30s and 40s. Few were any more successful.
Let this be a lesson: never underestimate an emu.
Pelosi Slipped Another Liberal Goody Into Her Bill – She Wants To Give Millions Through PPP To Planned Parenthood
Nancy Pelosi kept the House closed as her party developed a massive spending bill.
The $3 trillion package is supposed to battle the virus. But it includes a liberal wish list, including blue state bailouts and tax cuts for rich liberals.
And now, here is another little nugget Nance slipped into it…
From Live Action:
While the bill contains the Paycheck Protection Program, it removes safeguards preventing abortion facilities from applying to receive funds. The aid local and state governments receive from the federal government can be used to aid abortion facilities.
Wow. Pelosi’s “HEROES” bill will extend the Paycheck Protect Program, but it removes a rule that prevented Planned Parenthood from getting money.
Which means a chunk of this $3 trillion package could go to this group, and groups like it, that are despised by the conservative right.
Keep in mind, Planned Parenthood already gets a large amount of funding from the federal government.
Not to mention funding from state and local government AND private donations from liberals.
So, do they really need to take money from a program meant to save businesses struggling with lockdowns?
What does PP do that has any connection with COVID relief? Shouldn’t this money go to healthcare workers on the front lines?
The silver lining in all this is that this bill has little chance of passing in the Senate. And the White House has already promised to veto it if hell freezes over and it makes it to Trump’s desk.
But this bill is a perfect picture of Nancy’s—and the rest of the Democrats’—priorities.
While America battles to save the economy, she’s throwing money to Planned Parenthood.
SHARE if you stand against Nancy Pelosi’s far-left bill.
Source: Live Action
Omar Thought She Deleted The Tweet – Then “Texas Ted” Drops His Senate Hammer
She slipped up and tried to cover it up – so Cruz brought it crashing down on her.
Ilhan Omar is shaping up to be the worst decision Democrats have ever made.
She’s been making terrible arguments for the Democrats. But she recently said something she had to feverishly delete immediately.
But nothing disappears on the Internet. This is what she said:
Hmm… sounds like she’s saying Hispanic immigrants aren’t educated or qualified to meet merit-based standards. Because she is.
Wow. Omar thought she could trash the president. But she ended up insulting millions of people. And Ted put her in her place!
Her tweet revealed what Democrats really think about Hispanic immigrants. Why do Democrats think Hispanic people can’t meet very reasonable merit-based standards?
A merit-based system means that skilled, educated, and qualified people will be able to enter the country.
That’s a good thing for America and immigrants. Only Democrats seem to want to keep good, skilled people out of this country.
We need good people to come to America. And we need to get rid of our broken immigration system that hasn’t worked for decades.
Thank goodness for leaders like Ted Cruz, who will stand up to the Democrats and support real improvements to our country.
SHARE if you want to see Omar GONE!
Source: Fox News
After Democrats Hold Up Border Wall – Private Citizens Get The Job Done For Trump
Democrats said they had no chance – well, look at them now.
The Democrat Party has done everything possible to stop Trump’s new wall – but they never saw these guys coming.
Back in 2018 when the government was shut down to keep Trump from getting wall funds, a group called We Build The Wall said if the government wouldn’t protect our borders, its citizens would.
They raised $20 million to start building the wall with private funds. Then they went almost silent for months and people wondered whether they would ever do what they promised.
Today they just delivered in spades.
From the Washington Times:
A private group announced Monday that it has constructed a half-mile wall along a section of the U.S.-Mexico border in New Mexico, in what it said was a first in the border debate.
The section was also built faster and, organizers say, likely more cheaply than the government has been able to manage in recent years.
That’s amazing – a border wall funded by We the People.
Take that, Nancy and Chuck!
The American people believe a nation that cannot defend its borders will not be a nation for long. Open borders will lead to the destruction of our amazing nation.
That’s not what our brave men and women gave their lives for.
So we should be proud to see Americans step up and build the wall themselves. It’s our country, and we’re taking it back.
And we need to keep cheering on such acts of boldness and bravery. The border is not a safe place, and finishing the wall is a massive task.
Will you hear about this amazing accomplishment in the media? Of course not.
The only way everyone (especially liberals) will hear is if patriots get out the word.
SHARE to thank these citizens for getting the wall built!
Source: Washington Times